The Blue Sweater of Evil...

After it has destroyed yet another lovely evening of pleasant crocheting in a long, drawn-out fiasco of destroyed lovely evenings, the Blue Sweater of Evil has been delegated to the Not-Right-Now (NRN) correctional institution for an undetermined amount of time.
After multiple accounts of frogging, and many mis-trials due to insufficient evidence, it's petty misdemeanors have escalated into the final criminal act of having the long sleeves attached wrong side out! The ensuing flurry of cussing caught the attention of the FBI (Frogging Bureau of Investigation) which resulted in it's aforementioned incarceration.
It was reported last evening by the local TV stations that the Blue Sweater of Evil was frogged. This information was premature and incorrect. After serving its term in the NRN correctional institution it will be released to hopefully live a life of productive usefulness. However, this will remain to be seen.
;)